10 Reasons Why The Imac Sucks

I went to a store to buy a mac. I got an imac 20".
I really wasn’t sure on what i have bought until i got home and opened it.
So here’s my 10 reasons on why this imac sucks:

  1. A computer that takes about 5 minutes to setup can’t be a serious computer.
  2. Accessories: this thing has everything inside, what the hell am i gonna do with my: webcam, speakers, microphone, wireless adapter, usb bluetooth dongle and all those cables i have in my desk?
  3. How do i know if it is switched on? This thing makes no noise at all, how confusing.
  4. Photo Booth: this mac features an app that makes me look like a retard, in several ways.
  5. What, only 2 software install disks?
  6. Based on UNIX. Come on, it’s almost 2006, UNIX is from the 70’s!
  7. This thing asked me for no serial numbers while installing. I have a bad feeling about the quality of this software.
  8. Where are the warranty stickers that give me that trusty feeling i had on my PC?
  9. This keyboard sucks, i miss all those usefull shortcut keys to open my Inbox, browse with InternetExplorer, run MSN Messenger, open Windows Explorer (etc…) i had on my PC.
  10. Mom says this computer looks great on the living room, so i can’t use it on my room.
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jay said(10 months, 4 weeks ago)

I was all for mac but it starting to really suck.You cant do much of anything but go in the internet and look at pictures Im sorry I bought this computer PS I been using it for 14 months Im going back to windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope mac falls off the market big time

fagotjew said(5 months, 2 weeks ago)

-Based on UNIX. Come on, it’s almost 2006, UNIX is from the 70’s! Hey faggot incase you didn't know, UNIX is a stable OS and it beats windows ass. Go learn more about computers before you make this type of shit posts.

corro said(5 months, 1 week ago)

Hey, "fagotjew". In case you didn't know, this post is a joke. If you didn't really get it, fuck you, you ignorant idiot :)

Francisco Ribeiro said(5 months, 1 week ago)

you're noob man, UNIX is dead, BeOS is da shit! Obviously you know shit about computers, go learn about Haiku and Symbian. It's the future! ;)

fagotjew said(5 months, 1 week ago)

I am not an ignorant faggot, i am a system administrator for a big company called YouSuck. You are a noob, and don't you know Internet Explorer does not run on Imac ? And for your information, Unix is the best system eveeeerrrr...

goncalo said(5 months, 1 week ago)

fagotjew' needs some LART'ing

fagotjew said(5 months, 1 week ago)

I can spellin corretly too ... no need me learn LARTFING stuff ... i just say he needs learn more about computers too ... And UNIX is very old everybodys know UNIX is da best pc in ... and every pc and mac comes with it.

brofrmanothermother said(5 months, 1 week ago)

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH corro you don't know anything about Unix... hahahah you dont know anything abt computer hahaahhaa

gluon said(5 months, 1 week ago)

Fagotjew, the post uses irony in case you don't know (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony) Corro has probably used Unix systems since before you were born, however maybe you're right and he doesn't know anything about computers.

dae said(5 months, 1 week ago)

instant classic! :)

Francisco Ribeiro said(5 months, 1 week ago)

Sorry, Emacs is THE operating system. UNIX is just for administrators of companies named Yousuck that probably suck too.

TheArchit said(5 months, 1 week ago)

Yeah, Apple really sucks. I've been using Macs for The past 8 years and I still miss the constant "Are you sure?" prompts of the Window$ world, kernel recompiling under Linux, and the lack of development of BeOS. Now the iPhone, that really is pure evil. I am writing this while taking a crap. How much lower can you get? Apple = 666

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